In this anthology spanning thirty years (1985-2015), Newark offers a unique blend of nonfiction and fiction (some previously-published, some never-before seen). Whether writing solely to amuse or questioning conformity in all its guises, she creates a thought-provoking sequence that is both fun and poignant (234 Pages). Also available on Kindle for 4.95.


A half-British, half-Danish, Canadian-born American, Susan Newark is the author of numerous books. She lives in the Sonoran Desert, is retired from teaching college English, owns a media store, and runs a publishing company.

Other books by Susan Newark:

The Phosphorescence of Pearl

Dear Husband

The Return of the Viking

The Complete Journals (Series)

Finding Muself: The College Journals

The Reading Journals (Series)

Nukes for Novices (Editor)

Gypsy Gems Travel & Hiking Journal (Series)

The Chesterfield Stationery Wars

Flashback: Collected Poems

The Occupation of Rooms Possessed

Letters from Valley View

Poems in the Attic: Witchery & the Art of Jill

Feminist Blues: Choice and Independence in the Music of Bessie Smith, Memphis Minnie, & Billie Holiday 

The Susan Newark Family Collection Trip Journals (Series)

Scorpio Love

Delayed Flight

Animal Tails


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Also from Alpha Female Publishing

Nukes for Novices: Understanding the Nuclear Industry

by JoAn Saltzen, Ph.D.   Edited & Introduced by Susan Newark