Ah, my three favourite things. Candy, unicorns, and bulges. The cute new Candy Unicorn Thong delivers all the finer things of life in droves. These insanely adorable undies will make your life just a bit sweeter. And with the help of our signature waistband and built-in Almost Naked pouch, you’ll feel like you’re not wearing anything at all! We’ve virtually eliminated sticking, squashing, re-adjusting, sweating, and chafing. Your package will fall naturally into the anatomically correct pouch to create a truly enjoyable and unique wearing experience. Maybe dreams really do come true?