Please read the description carefully as what is written below is a condition of sale. 

For sale here is a 'prank service'. I am going to play a joke on someone you know for their birthday.

I AM NOT SENDING YOU A CARD AND FAKE LOTTO TICKET. I am going to send this directly to a person you nominate so they will have no clue whom it was that set them up.

We are playing a joke on someone you know. It could be your spouse, you child/parent, your boss, the school bully, the office jerk. Anyone - JUST NOT YOU.

This is a service you are paying for. I will send a card and fake ticket directly to someone you nominate. DO NOT ASK ME TO SEND IT STRAIGHT TO YOU as I will not. This is NOT what the sale is about. If you are looking for someone to send you a fake scratchie ticket that you can do something with, please feel free to check out other sellers on eBay. 

If you purchase from me, I will send a Birthday Card with a fake scratch and win ticket inside to a person you nominate (not you). I will sign the card from myself (Simon) so they have no idea whom it was that set them up.

Watch as they punch the air in delight when they think they've won a fortune and laugh loudly at them (or laugh quietly if you're scared of them) when they realise they have been set up. 

The cost is $5.00 per prank. Payment is required immediately. and postage is $1.50 for a local stamp. After you purchase, message me with the details of the person you'd like me to send the card to. DO NOT ASK ME TO SEND IT DIRECTLY TO YOU! I will require their name and an address where the card is to be sent, plus the date of their birthday so I know when to aim the card's arrival for. Please specify if it is a business address. 

If you would like the card to be sent to your victim sooner than the date of their birthday just let me know when you're messaging me their details.

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH, THIS IS NOT SOMETHING THAT I WILL SEND TO YOU FOR YOU TO USE ON SOMEONE ELSE AT A LATER DATE. FOR A START THERE IS ONLY ONE ENVELOPE AND I WOULD HAVE TO WRITE ON IT TO GET IT TO YOU. SECONDLY IF YOU INSIST ON ME SENDING IT TO YOU - I WON'T, AND THE CARD AND SCRATCHIE WILL SIT WITH ME UNTIL YOU NOMINATE THE THIRD PARTY THAT I AM SENDING IT TO. IF ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS BUY A FAKE SCRATCHIE TICKET SO YOU CAN PLAY A JOKE ON SOMEONE YOURSELF THEN THIS IS NOT THE SELLING PAGE FOR YOU. THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE ON eBay WHO SELL THESE THINGS - KINDLY PURCHASE ONE OFF THEM INSTEAD.

PLEASE, if you don't understand this, read it again or feel free to ask me a question BEFORE you purchase. 

Card and ticket received may vary from those in the photo. Sale is for ONE card and ONE fake scratchie ticket to be sent to a third party per purchase. I AM NOT SENDING THIS TO YOU.

Between the two of us we'll set up someone you know.

From a smoke free and virus free home. 

P.S. If you purchase and don't send me a message I will wait a day or two before sending you ONE reminder. Just one. If you fail to respond the card will sit here with me until you do.