This is a NEW, SEALED, never-opened G.I. Joe Classified Series Cobra H.I.S.S. with ALL of the unlocked tiers. Here is additional information on this rare and must-have piece for the G.I. Joe collector:

Never before has an undertaking such as this occurred – our project is the first 6-inch scale G.I. Joe Classified Series Cobra H.I.S.S. vehicle for which everyone has been clamoring. This project includes the H.I.S.S., as well as a highly-articulated Cobra H.I.S.S. Driver Action Figure with premium deco, detailing, and articulation for poseability. The vehicle itself contains an astounding level of detail and features allowing for myriad posing and display options.

Cobra H.I.S.S. Classified Upgrade #1 – UNLOCKED
Two Removable Side-Mounted Missile Racks
Congratulations, citizens of Earth! You’ve passed the firsssst step in proving your devotion to me, Cobra Commander, by successssssfully funding our HasLab Cobra H.I.S.S. campaign and reaching 10,000 backerssss, thus unlocking the FIRST Classified Upgrade! The Double Diablo Cannon accessories on your standard H.I.S.S. are indeed formidable, but Destro and Sssscrap Iron have been cooking up plans that will enssssure the Joes demise! Your Cobra H.I.S.S. will now include two removable, side-mounted missile racks, which telescope out from the vehicle. Each rack holds 6 MALHISS missile accessories! The weapons accessory pack upgrade is a perfect addition to your H.I.S.S. fleet and is sure to wreak havoc with the forcessss of G.I. Joe. But keep those orders coming, my friendssss, and we’ll see what else Cobra Commander can unearth for you!

Cobra H.I.S.S. Classified Upgrade #2 - UNLOCKED
Retro H.I.S.S. Canopy and Retro Armor-Plated Tread Skirts
Well done, faithful Cobra devotees! You just can't get enough of the Classssssfied Series, can you?! You've unlocked the next Classified Upgrade! I know ssssome of you "Real American Heroes" out there would prefer a retro insssspiration to your H.I.S.S. Well, Cobra Commander hasn't forgotten about you! Now, your backing of this project has earned you the H.I.S.S. Retro Pack! To display your H.I.S.S. closer to the classssssic 80s vehicle design, you'll get a swappable, single-piece canopy with a rear hinge that attaches to the cockpit, as well as removable retro armor-plating skirts inspired by the original 788 toy to go over your treadssss!

Cobra H.I.S.S. Classified Upgrade #3 - UNLOCKED
Weapons Accessory Pack and H.I.S.S. Gunner Action Figure

Astonisssshing! No matter what I offer, you jusssst want more! "Cobra Commander", you say, "Sure, my H.I.S.S. vehicle has enough firepower to bring cowardly G.I. Joe to their knees, but can it make them 'vanish' entirely?" To that I say...of COURSSSSE it can! You've unlocked the Classified Upgrade #3 - the Weapons Accessory Pack AND the H.I.S.S. Gunner action figure. You'll get twin HISSINTEGRATOR CANNON accessssssories, which attach under the nose of the cockpit, and two HISSRUPTOR ZX-5 blaster accessories that attach to either side of the H.I.S.S. turret! A weapon is nothing without someone to wield it. Pose your H.I.S.S. Gunner figure at the controls of the articulated turret or wielding their weapon accesssssories. Adding a Gunner figure gives you a full complement of troops to staff your H.I.S.S. vehicle, and offerssss even more ways to display your H.I.S.S. fleet.

Cobra H.I.S.S. Classified Upgrade #4 - UNLOCKED
6-Inch Scale Retro Cardback Cobra Commander Action Figure
This G.I. Joe Classified HasLab campaign has been quite a roller coaster of a journey, hasn’t it, my faithful acolytessss? Every step of the way, you’ve surpasssssed all my expectations demolishing the initial offering and each unlock tier in record time. Your customizable H.I.S.S. now includes the base vehicle offering with H.I.S.S. Driver Action Figure, Early-Bird H.I.S.S. Tactician Action Figure, removable MALHISS Missile Racks, Retro canopy and tread covers, the newly-recruited H.I.S.S. Gunner Figure, the HISSINTEGRATOR CANNON, and two HISSRUPTOR ZX-5 BLASTER accessories. That’s cause for a celebration, and this year is the perfect time for a celebration in honor of me, COBRA COMMANDER!

2022 markssss my 40th Anniversary, and I want to commemorate that occasion with a trophy to my greatness. You've unlocked the Classified Upgrade #4 – a 6-Inch Scale Retro Cardback Cobra Commander Action Figure inspired by the rare missssprinted variant of my original 1982 “Real American Hero” figure release. Why Retro Cardback, you may ask? BECAUSE I’M the leader of this club. This figure is made for me! I want to be able to see my shining helmet through the blisssster pack and revel in my ressssplendent portrait.

Such a momentous depiction can’t posssssibly be slapped together with reussssed parts and pieces. I recently “sequesssstered” the HasLab team and insisted they create an all-new sculpt to capture me in all my 1980s glory. I’m certain it will inspire future statuessss and monuments throughout the world. My figure comes with 8 accessories including alternate hands, a backpack holster for my venom blaster accessory, and a miniature globe with my pet cobra. It’s a small world, but I will wrap my coils around it and squeeze it into total submission. Plus you can pose my figure astride the tail board at the rear of the H.I.S.S. as we roll on to victory!


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