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Pip pip - cheerios! Fancy some crappy car insurance luv?

Ha ha! Juuust kidding!

-  So today we have a bit of an esoteric piece for narrow gauge rail fans! For today we have my lovely set of 2 linked Salt Wagons!   

(NOTE: This listing is for 1 set containing 2 interlinked cars! They are joined at the coupler permanently and are as one articulated unit!)

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Liberal Salt Wagon

It's a real thing!

You know - at first I didn't like salt cars. They look funny. They look like cheap rolling houses. Buuuut... After seeing them in action for awhile. After about 100 episodes of Thomas "the original good episodes not the cheap garbage CGI liberal gender confused genetic sideshow ones, rather the ones that took heart and talent that used REAL model trains! " *rant* -  I grew to love these stout little buggers! They have a charm all their own and fit in well to a proper British rail yard. And when I stumbled across a random diagram of mini salt wagons on pinterest.... I KNEW I had to make a set for myself! It was love at first sight! And I want to share these adorable little mini salts with you! And I think they came out lovely! With little distressed wood plants and worn rusty roof! These come fully painted and ready to roll!

Note #2 -

These cars are special as they ARE ONE UNIT!

 Both little cars are fused together in a set of 2 by sharing their couplers. This gives them a truly lovely smooth tandem movement! As with my linked coal hauler set - these are very entertaining! But it also means they cannot be un coupled from each other! They are one solid set!

As before despite being machine made via 3d printer- these models all need to be post produced by hand! So each one is homemade by me with care and love by my own 2 hands. Other notes on this one - be gentle with the lil wheels or they will pop off as they are pressure sensitive incase you wanted to pop em out later for metal wheels. I left them mod-able since I don't know what people personal tastes are- I like these low riders - but some may not! so I left them easy to customize! Some people get really angry about dumb things like metal wheels *coughs* "Modeltrainclubs-cough cough..." But so be it! To each their own!

 

Features:

Rolling Plastic wheels!

Working rapido compatible Balboa type free turning Couplers!

Includes: 

-2 Salt cars fused into one set! 


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FAQ –Please read this!

It’s surprisingly helpful! 

So here’s a quick little FAQ in case you are new to how Catloafs function:

Q: What exactly am I buying?

A: Godzilla... No Just some plastic goods...    

Q: How will you send it to me?

A: Your item will arrive via a small bubble envelope.  

Q: How fast do I get my order?

A: About 3 - 4 weeks -PLEASE order with about a month in advance! Printing minis is a SLOW painful process thats far from automatic or perfect! 

Q: THAT'S TOO DAMN LONG TO WAIT! One order shouldn't take that long!

A:

One order does not! One batch of about +200... Does!

Q: Buy why does it take that long??? What's going on?

A: Well - life.... Bills ... Work... Staring into the Abyss... Slowly going mad with depression and anxiety.

Q: Buy why are you farming everything out now you lazy little bastar...

A: Though this process costs us more cash - It's actually a very efficient little operation. One that personally frees me up to have a job and even a small life -but more importantly... This farming out allows me to focus on my passion which is making more buildings! In short I got overwhelmed and wanted more time to spend in the act of creation. Which I few to be my calling!

Q: I still hate you and I don't want to wait that long! Can I message you demanding faster service or an immediate refund?

A:

Please... The ETA is set by the time we need and we ask you respect us and order with enough time in advance (again about a month) -Also though we always give small fun bonus sheets to make up for long waits!

 Q: I am still not happy and you are very rude to my impatience / stupidity! What do you have to say for yourself!

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Q: Do you offer custom buildings / Commissions?

A: Absolutely! Just message us for details!  

Q: I screwed up! Do you offer replacement parts?!   

A: Yes! But they are as costly as the item! So be CAREFUL!

Q: I got my item! Now what?   

A: Choke on it... No just kidding... play with it an enjoy you nutjob!

Q: What will I need?

A: Generally I'd say a good psychiatrist... No seriously - you're taking advice from a guy who plays with trains at 30? On the other hand - I'm a very happy man despite my nagging scene of impending doom. Maybe not having time to play with trains and enjoy life is why we get old and grumpy???

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Questions? Comments? Ideas? Feel free to stick your finger in a mouse tra... I mean.. contact us!

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PLEASE NOTE!

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All our models DO NOT COME WITH TRACKING. Please make note of that as we do not nor cannot provide tracking even if asked due to unavailability on envelope type. That service is not paid for and not included in "free" shipping. Which is offered for free thanks to this minimalist arrangement. Be sure to place your order in advance to give enough time for the order to come in! Also please note that our models are made of pla! Not steel or unobtainium! Handel with care!

 - ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!

That said we are always happy to replace any item on good faith as soon as we are alerted to any missing item! So please message us ASAP if you feel a delay as we are more than happy to help! Just tell us if for any reason repayments still do not arrive so we can try another method pronto! Thanks again!

Sorry to have to spell everything out in such dramatic and dragged out fashion. But there have been "some people" who are a constant reminder that god has a sense of humor. And to be fair the vast vast majority of our buys are both smart and on the level... It's just that we get the odd "intellectual giant" that can't read and hammers us without so much as mentioning there is a problem. And god knows ebay won't help -often sighting some line we need to put in somewhere or say multiple times for some reason... 

 

                                                                     

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All these flavors and you chose Salty...