This is perhaps the weirdest toy that’s entered our house. He has an ax. His face contorts. The ax lights up red. AND, all of this happens as “When the Saints Go Marching In” plays in horrible electronic tones. It’s like the toy maker stuck a bunch of ideas in a hat and pulled them out one by one and said “We have a winner!” And that’s how this guy was born.

You’ll either laugh or have nightmares.

We ended up laughing.

He measures about 9 inches tall. He works … as well as a toy from 1985 can. The battery compartment cover was a little loose so someone years ago stuck tape over it. It really didn’t need tape, so off it came.

Let me know if you have any questions!