Emergency Shart Snatchers are there to catch your potentially bio-hazardous blast, as well as ensure the safety of the people around you. When you feel like your butt’s about to blow, pull out an Emergency Shart Snatcher and be prepared for the most important game of catch of your life.

• Includes five biohazard specimen bags for your convenience
• Never gamble on a fart again, always have backup for your backside
• Hilarious gag gift for those who’ve been fooled before
• For novelty purposes only, because seriously, eww