great gift item
new and perfect condition stock
each coaster individually wrapped
reminiscent of sea side post cards
vintage nostalgic appearance
choice of 9 great designs
high quality cork backed metal coaster
pub humour/ drinking/ drunk/ alcohol themed smutty / mildly bad taste jokes
a bit sexist
pretty silly
harmless fun
distributed by LITTLE BLACKDOG LIMITED, DAVENTRY
made by BAMFORTH & CO. LTD
pictures licensed by JELC
www.bamforthpostcards.co.uk
price is for one single, individually wrapped coaster.
please remember to send a message with your order to let me know which one you have chosen
full details and remaining quantities are listed below
I have lots of designs of coasters listed including another advert with coasters from the same range, this time with a drinking / alcohol theme
I will always combine postage
9 x 9 cm
0.5 cm thick
square with rounded corners
choose from  

1-purple background, a policeman is speaking to a very drunk man in a brown suit WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME HERE FOR OFFISHER?
policeman replies DRINKING AFTER HOURS SIR!
man replies SMASHING - WHEN DO WE START?  -- 3 to sell

2- dark green background, picture is of 2 men walking home from a night out IF I GO HOME EARLY, SHE THINKS I'M AFTER SOMETHING- AND IF I GO HOME LATE, SHE THINKS I'VE FOUND IT!! -- 9 to sell

3-  purple background. 2 men are using urinals in a public toilet  BLIMEY - I'M SO DRUNK, I CAN SEE TWO OF EVERYTHING the other man replies 
WELL I WISH YOU'D PUT THE ONE AWAY THAT'S WETTING MY RUDDY SHOE -  6 to sell

4- orange background, a man has just got off a bus and asks another man directions WHERE'S THE NEAREST BOOZER, LAD? the other man replies
YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM MATE! -  1 to sell

5- pale green background, two women are chatting across their garden fence WHENEVER HE'S BEEN ON THE BEER, HE JUST SITS AMONG THE CABBAGES AND LEEKS!-  1 to sell

6- orange background, a landlord is chatting with his customer as he pulls pints LOOKS LIKE RAIN, CHARLIE!
charlie replies AYE - BUT YER STILL CHARGING 1/10d A PINT FOR IT! -  5 to sell

7- green background, a doctor examines a very drink looking man. I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH YOU MR SMITH, IT MUST BE THE DRINK.
the patient replies, OK DOCTOR - I'LL COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE SOBER!! -  7 to sell

please remember to let me know which you have chosen. send a message with your payment
see my other advert for more post card style coasters with a sporty theme



I will be on holiday between Monday 14th august and Sunday 27th August 2017 so will be unable to post orders, respond to queries or offers during this time. I do not access ebay from a mobile device so will be fully out of contact till I return. I will process all orders and reply to all correspondence promptly on my return.

sorry for any inconvenience.


UPDATE - DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES I WILL BE AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER FROM THE EVENING OF FRIDAY 20TH OCTOBER TILL THE EVENING OF MONDAY 23RD OCTOBER. I WILL BE UNABLE TO PROCESS ANY ORDERS OR RESPOND TO MESSAGES OR OFFERS DURING THIS TIME. NORMAL SERVICE WILL RESUME ON THE MONDAY EVENING.
IMPORTANT UPDATE
I WILL BE AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER BETWEEN FRIDAY 20TH JULY 2018 AND SATURDAY 28TH JULY 2018.
I DO NOT ACCESS EBAY FROM A MOBILE DEVICE SO WILL BE UNABLE TO REPLY TO QUERIES OR  RESPOND TO OFFERS BETWEEN THESE DATES.
I WILL DO A FINAL POST RUN EARLY ON FRIDAY 20TH JULY AND CATCH UP WITH ALL ORDERS AND CORRESPONDENCE PROMPTLY ON MY RETURN.
ANYTHING ORDERED WHILST I AM AWAY WILL BE WRAPPED AND POSTED BY MONDAY 30TH JULY 2018.
I APOLOGISE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.

IMPORTANT UPDATE
PLEASE READ
I WILL BE UNABLE TO PROCESS ANY ORDERS 
 OR REPLY TO MESSAGES
OR OFFERS
BETWEEN 
FRIDAY 7TH AUGUST 2020
AND 
SATURDAY 15TH AUGUST 2020
ALL ORDERS WILL BE DISPATCHED PROMPTLY ON MY RETURN
SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE

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