Okay your summer beach holiday may have been cancelled due to lockdown.  Perhaps you've found that you have left lockdown with a little extra baggage in the shape of...a stone!

No this advert is NOT an insult! Please read on...

You are looking at a perfectly ridiculous diet rock! But it won't fail to amuse you...

Each diet rock has undergone rigorous training in surveillance and self-esteem boosting techniques, before being selected, especially for you, to help you lose weight and fit into that beautiful summer beach outfit you've bought, or perhaps lose your holiday extras in time for Christmas.

Perhaps like many people during this pandemic lockdown you've found yourself making friends with too many Custard Creams and with each bite, you're thinking of an excuse to tell your diet class leader when you return!

Each rock (all with names to 'cement' the friendship) comes in a small pouch with a gift card. Inside the gift card is that particular rock's introduction to you.

There are 4 different introductions so if you order more than one you can be sure that it truly is an individual friend.

If you're struggling to lose a pound or two, let one of these charming diet rocks help you. Perhaps you know somebody who won't be offended if you bought one for them.

The gift card has undergone a transformation since its previous listing, and can now also be used as a bookmark - for the diet recipe books, of course!

Whatever you decide, select 'buy it now' - losing weight is hard enough, so inject a bit of encouragement into somebody's struggle!

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A NOVELTY ITEM AND IS NOT ENDORSED BY ANY SLIMMING CLASS