Transform yourself into the world's greatest chicken salesman with this 100 percent authentic Halloween costume. Designed to be retro like the Halloween Costumes of the 70s and 80s we all remember and love  (especially the smell, the crinkly sounding mask, and the elastic strap breaking and popping you upside the face), includes Colonel mask with REAL working eyeholes, and a one-size fits all, genuine plastic bib that contains the rest of the costume (good for instilling fear or repelling chicken grease). Surprise your friends! Frighten total strangers! Trick or treat and demand fried chicken instead of candy! No one will know who you are!