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How about a roaring coal mine train ride through the old west?!
- Hey guys! Hope beer virus has left you all alone! I've been hiding from Corona Chan myself and I must say... Life as a seller has been HELL lately! You know - Most people have been cool to me. Many even helpful! And to them I tip my hat! But some.... Man o man! We all know em... The hoarders - the scammers - the dishonest cancelers with them itchy neg fingers... Especially here on eBay! I'll see them in hell! But in the meantime... I wanted to give you guys something special! Something exciting and new! So now one and all check out my new 8 pack of painted coupler linked coal cars! Complements of my god awful 3D printer that already needs a new fan!
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"Rust Bucket" Coal Car Set
Now THIS is model railroading! Check these pretty gals out! Thanks to one of my very kind buyers commissioning it- I dusted off some of my old plans to make some old western style bucket mining cars! Coal cars! But not ore carts like my last set - but coal wagons! These are meant to be pulled by your n scale locomotives! (Locomotive not included btw!) With rapido compatible couplers - meant to work with the vast majority of other n scale models! Comes already built and in this case painted! As before despite being machine made via 3d printer- these models all need to be post produced by hand! So each one is homemade by me with care and love by my own 2 hands. Other notes on this one - be gentle with the lil wheels or they will pop off as they are pressure sensitive incase you wanted to pop em out later for metal wheels. I left them mod-able since I don't know what people personal tastes are- I like these low riders - but some may not! so I left them easy to customize! Note #2 - These cars are special as they ARE ONE UNIT! All of them are fused together in a set of 8 by sharing their couplers. This gives them a truly lovely smooth serpentine movement that I just love playing with! It's very entertaining! But it also means they cannot be un coupled from each other! They are one solid set!
Originally I had made these a 4 car set- but they looked so awesome I made another! And when I hooked the 2 sets of 4 cars up... It was love at first sight! Sparks flew up and that song " take my breath away" starting playing! And .... I knew then this had to be shared with the world! My friends - enjoy!
Features:
Rolling Plastic wheels!
Hand Painted! No 2 are alike!
Weathered look!
Working rapido compatible Couplers!
Smooth serpentine motion!
Includes:
-1 Set of 8 conjoined cars!
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FAQ –Please read this!
It’s surprisingly helpful!
So here’s a quick little FAQ in case you are new to how Catloafs function:
Q: What exactly am I buying?
A: Godzilla... No Just some plastic goods...
Q: How will you send it to me?
A: Your item will arrive via a small bubble envelope.
Q: How fast do I get my order?
A: About 3 - 4 weeks -PLEASE
order with about a month in advance! Printing minis is a SLOW painful process thats far from automatic or perfect!
Q: THAT'S TOO DAMN LONG TO WAIT! One order shouldn't take that long!
A:
One order does not! One batch of about +200... Does!
Q: Buy why does it take that long??? What's going on?
A: Well - life.... Bills ... Work... Staring into the Abyss... Slowly going mad with depression and anxiety.
Q: Buy why are you farming everything out now you lazy little bastar...
A: Though this process costs us more cash - It's actually a very efficient little operation. One that personally frees me up to have a job and even a small life -but more importantly... This farming out allows me to focus on my passion which is making more buildings! In short I got overwhelmed and wanted more time to spend in the act of creation. Which I few to be my calling!
Q: I still hate you and I don't want to wait that long! Can I message you demanding faster service or an immediate refund?
A:
Please... The ETA is set by the time we need and we ask you respect us and order with enough time in advance (again about a month) -Also though we always give small fun bonus sheets to make up for long waits!
Q: I am still not happy and you are very rude to my impatience / stupidity! What do you have to say for yourself!
A:
Q: Do you offer custom buildings / Commissions?
A: Absolutely! Just message us for details!
Q: I screwed up! Do you offer replacement parts?!
A: Yes! But they are as costly as the item! So be CAREFUL!
Q: I got my item! Now what?
A: Choke on it... No just kidding... play with it an enjoy you nutjob!
Q: What will I need?
A:
Generally I'd say a good psychiatrist... No seriously - you're taking
advice from a guy who plays with trains at 30? On the other hand - I'm a
very happy man despite my nagging scene of impending doom. Maybe not having time to play with trains and enjoy
life is why we get old and grumpy???
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Questions?
Comments? Ideas? Feel free to stick your finger in a mouse tra... I mean.. contact us!
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PLEASE NOTE!
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All our models DO NOT COME WITH TRACKING. Please make note of that as we do not nor cannot provide tracking even if asked due to unavailability on envelope type. That service is not paid for and not included in "free" shipping. Which is offered for free thanks to this minimalist arrangement. Be sure to place your order in advance to give enough time for the order to come in! Also please note that our models are made of pla! Not steel or unobtainium! Handel with care!
- ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!
That said we are always happy to replace any item on good faith as soon as we are alerted to any missing item! So please message us ASAP if you feel a delay as we are more than happy to help! Just tell us if for any reason repayments still do not arrive so we can try another method pronto! Thanks again!
Sorry to have to spell everything out in such dramatic and
dragged out fashion. But there have been "some
people" who are a constant reminder
that god has a sense of humor. And to be fair the vast vast majority of our
buys are both smart and on the level... It's just that we get the odd "intellectual
giant" that can't read and hammers us without so much as mentioning there
is a problem. And god knows ebay won't help -often sighting some line we need
to put in somewhere or say multiple times for some reason...
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Personal thoughts:
Dear Kung Flu virus....
At first I was afraid...
I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me
wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And so you're back
From outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon
your face
I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made
you leave your key
If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive
I will survive, hey, hey
It took all the strength I had not to
fall apart
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
And I spent oh-so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high and you see me
Somebody new
I'm not that chained-up little person and still in love
with you
And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be
free
Well, now I'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's loving
me
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive
I will survive
Oh
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive
I will survive
I will survive