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Greetings Citizens!

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Once again we have some badly needed essentials for any successful N scale military base!

Would you like to know more?

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Today we have for you the:

N SCALE "Brotherhood" Class Gun Turret.

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Simple, effective force multiplier!

The brotherhood class turret is a simple first line of defense fixed fortification!

Now.. I know what your gonna say!

 Fixed fortifications are monuments to man's stupidity.”  -General Patton

But like walls - base defenses ARE essential to protecting even a temporary base. Not as a fix all for bad strategy. But as  - 1 a deterrent. -2 defense against small harasser forces/ terrorists / saboteurs.  - and 3... Most importantly of all walls turrets etc. Slow enemies down giving you time to react and forcing the enemy to commit hardware and man power to deal with base defenses FIRST as opposed to walking right in and shooting everyone. In short they buy you something critical- time. Not to even mention cover. Annnd fixed or mobile- no aircraft takes Anti-Air batteries lightly. And no force takes fixed artillery or naval guns lightly either!

That said- This is a simply beautiful design both elegant and effective! It's perfect n scale and sized to match real scale tanks and infantry! Looks great on any base especially in pairs outside of high walls! These light tank turrets on concrete bases add a level of pure awesome and nostalgia to any n scale military operation! And did I mention how handsome they are! Each one is hand painted in vibrant color and eye-popping concrete effects! Cast in pla these are very customizable after the fact - say for adding battle damage or just weathering to match your layouts environment.

Each turret is sent in 3 pieces so the turret can not only be turned - but the gun aimed up or down depending on desired effect. Parts are snug so glue is optional according to taste. Me - I glue the gun down but not the turret. "In case I want casually play with the thing like the big kid I am."  

 In all this is building is a magnificent add to any n scale military base! I am VERY happy with how this came out!

Features:

-Freely Rotating turret!

-Painted and ready to go!

Includes: 

-1 turret

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Q: How fast do I get my order?

A: About 3 - 4 weeks -PLEASE order with about a month in advance!

Q: THAT'S TOO DAMN LONG TO WAIT! One order shouldn't take that long!

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One order does not! One batch of about +200... Does!

Q: Buy why does it take that long??? What's going on?

A: Well - all orders are taken in and at the end of 4 working days "About a week" the whole roster is sent via drive with list to a printer who batch prints our orders for us "en masse." Then these orders are taken to our cutter and she cuts them all for us. We then receive them all back here - where they are labeled/packed. Finally they are handed off to the driver and off to the post.  The whole process takes about 14 days total.

Q: Buy why are you farming everything out now you lazy little bastar...

A: Though this process costs us more cash - It's actually a very efficient little operation. One that personally frees me up to have a job and even a small life -but more importantly... This farming out allows me to focus on my passion which is making more buildings! In short I got overwhelmed and wanted more time to spend in the act of creation. Which I few to be my calling!

Q: I still hate you and I don't want to wait that long! Can I message you demanding faster service or an immediate refund?

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Please... The ETA is set by the time we need and we ask you respect us and order with enough time in advance (again about a month) -Also though we always give small fun bonus sheets to make up for long waits!

 Q: I am still not happy and you are very rude to my impatience / stupidity! What do you have to say for yourself!

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Q: Do you offer custom buildings / Commissions?

A: Absolutely! Just message us for details!  

Q: I screwed up! Do you offer replacement parts?!   

A: Yes! But they are as costly as the item! So be CAREFUL!

Q: I got my item! Now what?   

A: Choke on it... No just kidding... play with it an enjoy you nutjob!

Q: What will I need?

A: Generally I'd say a good psychiatrist... No seriously - you're taking advice from a guy who plays with trains at 30? On the other hand - I'm a very happy man. Maybe not having time to play with trains and enjoy life is why we get old and grumpy???

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Questions? Comments? Ideas? Feel free to contact us!

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PLEASE NOTE!

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All our models DO NOT COME WITH TRACKING. Please make note of that as we do not nor cannot provide tracking even if asked due to unavailability on envelope type. That service is not paid for and not included in "free" shipping. Which is offered for free thanks to this minimalist arrangement. Be sure to place your order in advance to give enough time for the order to come in! Also please note that our models are made of pla! Not steel or unobtainium! Handel with care!

 - ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!

That said we are always happy to replace any item on good faith as soon as we are alerted to any missing item! So please message us ASAP if you feel a delay as we are more than happy to help! Just tell us if for any reason repayments still do not arrive so we can try another method pronto! Thanks again!

Sorry to have to spell everything out in such dramatic and dragged out fashion. But there have been "some people" who are a constant reminder that god has a sense of humor. And to be fair the vast vast majority of our buys are both smart and on the level... It's just that we get the odd "intellectual giant" that can't read and hammers us without so much as mentioning there is a problem. And god knows ebay won't help -often sighting some line we need to put in somewhere or say multiple times for some reason... 

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