This exclusive DairyCon Assinine My Little Ass-09 2009 Beast Machines Battle Unicorn Depressing Blue Gamers Reunion Edition action figure is a must-have for any Transformers fan. With its intricate details and unique design, this item is sure to impress collectors and enthusiasts alike. Featuring the iconic character from the popular franchise, this figure is perfect for display or play. Packaging is damaged please look at pics.

The figure was manufactured in 2009 and comes from the DairyCon line of toys. It is specifically designed for the Convention/Event aspect, making it a rare addition to any collection. Don't miss out on the chance to own this amazing piece of Transformers history!

Allegiance: Dairycon

Name: Assinine (Ass-09)

Function: Donkey of the Apocalypse

Quote: "My fellow Cybertronians..."

Profile:

He's a liberal tree-hugging hippie donkey. So liberal that he gives BEACHCOMBER the creeps. Believes that the Decepticons aren't evil, just misunderstood. Believes that all vehicle alt-mode Transformers should be forced to take on Beast modes to keep from emitting greenhouse gasses.

Abilities:

Like all the Automated Security Sentries, A.S.S.-09 comes equipped with a stunwhip, which renders enemies unconscious without permanently damaging them. Handle of whip employs a crude spark-extraction device. Armored body in beastmode able to withstand most heavy artillary assaults; hooves can kick a hole thru solid steel or even knock a larger Transformer off his wheels.

Weaknesses:

Philosophical differences with other Dairycons often cause Ass-09 to be left behind during missions. He has a distinct lack of offensive weaponry in either mode. His refusal to use his abilities often cost him considerably. Constant speeches about protecting the environment have actually caused some Autobots to switch sides in the conflict. Some sense that, despite his bright and cheery demeanor, there lurks a darkness deep inside..