I will make them in different colors IF I have the yarn color you want. Contact me and we can work it out. If I have to buy the color, it would be $4 extra. You'll be able to just order from this auction but I will send you the one we've discussed but wait until I tell you it is ready.

Up for bids is the infamous "Family Jewel Warmer"

A hand knitted gag gift also known as

Willy Warmer

Penis Pouch

Peter Heater

Cock Sock

Features:

With the Shamrock on the front, give this gift on St Paddy's Day and Get Lucky!
Front pocket ranges from 4-7 inches, it's stretchy, so can be reshaped
Brand new and washable
This hand crocheted penis pouch is the perfect sock; a crocheted warmer so he doesn't freeze his balls off any more
Whether it's for a bachelor party or a friend or family member, this is a great prank gift
One size fits most men
What does the tassel on the end represent? Well, you figure it out.

Another nice touch is to put peanuts in the back sac, or walnuts, candy kisses, even the nearly anatomically correct avocado pits!

But you have to buy your own nuts, too.

There are various color combinations of this St. Patrick's Day gift, all green and white, tho, see photos.

I also have different ones for other holidays, Valentine's Day, Christmas, Patriotic, Halloween, please see my other auctions.

I don't do fittings, don't ask....IF you want it a little longer, let me know and I will make it custom for $2/row (a row is about an inch).

From a nonsmoking home.

Save Money! See my other auctions, yes, I do combine items to save on shipping costs.