Rafael Torres? What a joke. Gold card... Shoulda been the true host of On Cinema but what can you do... the critics won't allow it, Hollywood Foreign Press, the minions...

Anyway, here's the first edition of On Cinema trading cards, unopened... Rafael Torres 'gold'... and Mister Money platinum hei points redemption card - 100% reliable and great investment for the future of cinema and family (coins may have been redeemed as part of the HEI currency buyback programme).

- Update 7th December 2022: price increased to keep the VFA afloat. Thank you.

- Update 30th December 2022: I'm happy to announce the books have been balanced and customer-focused pricing has been restored. Thank you.

On Cinema Trading Cards (Edition 1).

Update Dec 2023: Prices increased due to inflation - blame President Biden.

Update 19th March 2024: £10,000 needed start ad campaign against Rosetti the Rat.

Update 27th March 2024: Raising funds for Trump bailout.