Estate find:

Here's a fearsome fellow crafted of warm-toned teakwood, with rope arms and a rabbit-fur beard. Black bead eyes and leather ears add the finishing touches. Under his head he hides a sturdy steel bottle opener. Stands 7 1/2" tall and the spear adds a little bit more. His vintage look is unmistakable but there is no signature.

I assume the bottle opener is more novel but if you actually use it, take care not to break the spear.