The following paragraph is what eBay's new AI product-description-generating tool wrote (I am a human person and made some editorial interventions, as you’ll see). It's a crazy cuckoo world we live in.


This BALDWIN Harlequin Solid Brass Premium Tissue Roll Holder in SATIN NICKEL Finish is a stylish addition to any bathroom decor. Made of 100% solid brass, it is durable and long-lasting. The wall-mounted design makes it easy to install and the assembly is required [The robot somewhat overstates things here; it appears you merely have to mount it to the wall, you don't have to assemble it like, say, a model airplane. -Human]. This Toilet Paper Holder is a perfect [Nothing is perfect in this fallen world, Mr. Robot. -Human] fit for bathrooms of all kinds and matches with any decor style [The robot exaggerates; while I believe the holder is designed with a sort of understated elegance and would be an unobtrusive addition to many, uh, bathroom styles, it won't go with *any* decor. It has a solid, traditional look. -Human]. The set [It's not a set, per se. It's one toilet-paper roll holder. -Humanincludes a Toilet Paper Holder, which makes it perfect for those who want a complete and functional bathroom accessory [Replace "perfect" with "suitable" and I am on board with this sentence. -Human]. Get this NEW BALDWIN Harlequin Solid Brass Premium Tissue Roll Holder today and make your bathroom more organized and stylish. [Yes, "more organized" if you currently have toilet paper just kind of flying about the lavatory. -Human]

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