Meanies Brand Unique Plush Dolls - Wholesale Lot
About This Item
Discover the bizarre and whimsical world of Meanies brand plush dolls. This wholesale lot features an eclectic collection of characters, each with its own quirky and sometimes eerie backstory:
- 2x Fi-Do the Dalmutation: "It's an odd mutant beast where he should have one head he has two heads at least, with three eyes on one head and one eye on the other, this strange creepy mutt could be his own brother."
- 1x Matt the Fat Bat: "Couldn't fly, his belly kept him out of the sky; he hides on the ground like a bloodthirsty hound, bites your toe and sucks you bone dry."
- 1x Chicken Pox: "Red spots were all over this chick, he'd itch and he'd scratch and he picked, the pox was contagious, the itching outrageous, and those scabs would make other chicks sick."
- 2x Phlemingo: "What Phlemingo coughs up is obscene, it's thick and slimy and green; when he starts hacking, the neighbors start packing, 'cuz he treats the streets like a latrine."
- 1x Bessie Got Milked: "Her agent sure got her inspired, but her milk is all he desired; you will make lots of cash with your own milk mustache, but Bessie ran dry and got fired."
- 1x Peeping Tom Cat: "Does Tomcat like to spy? You could tell by the look in each eye; this cat was a creep, at his neighbors, he'd peep, till they came to arrest this strange guy."
- 1x Dog Eat Dog: "It's a dog eat dog world it is true, just get a load of these two; so Rex eats up Rover, and after it's over, he'll probably come right after you."
- 1x Peter Gotta Peagull: "Was in trouble he had to get the toilet on the double; if he doesn't get through the door, there'll be a puddle on the floor, for poor Peter will have to burst like a bubble."
- 1x Lucky the Rabbit: "Lucky so mad he's insane, he has every right to complain; he'd like to kick rub, but he can't with a stump, cuz his foot is someone's keychain."
- 1x Splat the Roadkill Cat: "Didn't cross at the Green, a big truck was coming that couldn't be seen; to the left and to the right, this cat didn't look, and now Splat is as flat as a book spelled 'Kat'."
- 1x Bare Bear: "Not locking his door wasn't wise, he was expecting just one of the guys; Goldilocks barged in, he was down to his skin, and they both got quite a surprise."
Each character is crafted with vivid detail and includes the original tags that tell their quirky tales, making this collection perfect for enthusiasts of unique and humorous plush toys.
Why It Makes a Wonderful Gift
These Meanies plush dolls, with their unique backstories and humorous tags, make excellent gifts for collectors, children, or anyone with a love for the quirky and unusual.
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