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Adult Novelty humorous personal hygiene after sex intimate wipe, hilarious secret santa, surprise valentine or cheeky honeymoon gift. These are a great idea to protect socks, curtains, bed sheets or any other random soft fabric that can be reached in that all essential moment and being 100% cotton can be popped in the wash and re-used.

Our cloths are all prepped and ready to post so you should receive these within a couple of working days

30cm x 30cm approx

Perhaps not something to leave out on the towel rail for all to see (imagine your granny's face if she wiped her hands on it!!!!) but a practical idea designed to give everyone laugh.

The embroidery on the cloths comes as standard in 2 colours only - splashes in one colour and text in another and these are random.

To order choose the cloth colour and the design and leave the rest to us.