Yeehaw, partners! Buckle up your spurs and saddle up for the wildest, wackiest eBay listing this side of the Mississippi! Introducing the one and only:

New Metal Sign "Wash Your Hands Ya Filthy Animal" with a Twist.

Are you tired of those boring old bathroom signs that scream "Wash Your Hands" in plain ol' black and white? Well, hold onto your cowboy hats, 'cause we've got something that'll make you spit out your sarsaparilla in laughter!

Our 8x12 inch metal sign not only reminds you to wash those mitts but does it in style with a hilarious twist – a talking horse! Picture this: you're finishing up your business in the loo, and as you reach for the soap, a suave, smooth-talking horse pipes up, "Hey there, partner! Don't forget to wash those hands, ya filthy animal!"

But wait, there's more!

Cowboy Approved Quality: Crafted from the finest metal this side of the Rio Grande, this sign is built to withstand even the rowdiest of ranch hands. So go ahead, hang it in your bathroom, kitchen, or even your barn – this sign can handle it all!

Stylish Design: With bold, vibrant colors and a design that'll make even the toughest cowboy crack a smile, this sign is sure to be the talk of the town.

Easy Installation: Comes with pre-drilled holes for quick and painless hanging. No need to wrangle with tools – just slap it on the wall and let the laughter begin!

Endless Laughs: Whether you're a city slicker or a country bumpkin, this sign guarantees giggles galore every time you wash up.

So what are you waiting for, partner? Don't let your bathroom be as dull as a dusty old trail. Grab this hilarious talking horse sign and let the good times roll! Giddy up and bid now before this wild ride gallops away into the sunset!

Signs are brand new with a rustic rusted look.