Brown Paper Bullshit Goody Bag

Friends, family members, politicians, auto mechanics, the media, your co-workers, and so many more always feed you lines and lines of bullshit every day. Let them spew their BS into this funny brown paper bag. A great practical joke to give to those who won't shut the hell up with annoying stories, boasts, and anecdotes you don't care about, this funny novelty bag's front reads: Dispose of Contents Properly! Please DO NOT Keep Recycling! BULLSHIT BAG Seals "BS" In WARNING: Not for use with ANY Elected Official, Govt. Agency or Political Party. This bag is neither strong enough or large enough to hold the "BS" they produce. Do not dispose of "BS" thru any Government Agency. They Produce more "BS" than they can dispose of themselves. Recommend for use with: Fishermen, Salesmen, Politicians, Lawyers, Hunters, Bosses, Golfer, Bowlers, Car Dealers, Teenagers, Boy Friends, Girl Friends, Husband, Wife, Repairmen, Accountants, Stock Brokers, Mechanics, Truckers, Athletes, Cow-worker, Customer Service Reps., Weather Forecasters, Unbiased News Commentators & Reporters. DIRECTIONS: 1. Open bag BEFORE opening mouth. 2. Place bag under chin. 3. Begin talking and let the "BS" flow. 4. When full, seal bag for Disposal. Bag's back reads: WARNING!!! BS is a CHOKING HAZARD This bag Intend for use by children under 100 years of age. STOP THE B.S.!!! Use this bag if you're sick & tired of it Use this brown paper bag as a gag gift, a prank party favor, or a goody bag for any birthday party or celebration and get tons of laughs. Give one to a political candidate on the campaign trail or an athlete at a meet and greet to test their character. The way you use this bag is up to you, but make sure to contain that bullshit and keep it to yourself! Each paper bag measures approximately 10" long, 7" wide, and ships brand new with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.


Political Gag Gift Novelty Practical Joke Prank Features:

  • Let your friends, family, and co-workers spew their bullshit into this funny paper bag
  • Brown novelty bag is a great practical joke to give to those who won't stop boasting or telling annoying stories
  • Give one to a political candidate on the campaign trail or an athlete at a meet and greet to test their character
  • Use this brown paper bag as a gag gift, a prank party favor, or a goody bag for any party and get tons of laugh
  • Each paper bag measures approximately 10" long, 7" wide, and ships brand new

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