Reasons to Vote for Donald Trump

by Franklin E. Bartles

With the closest we could find to a gaudy, tasteless gold cover, this is a sweeping new release on the nonexistent reasons to vote for Donald J. Trump. For the more artfully inclined, a great mostly-blank journal to keep doodles, notes, or writing. Or, if you're able to locate one of the mythical reasons to vote for Trump, you have a place to jot it down for posterity!