Good and Evil

by Tatay Jobo Elizes Pub, Larry Henares, Jr, Larry Henares

TABLE OF CONTENTS Foreword: War Years, the start and the end - p6 PERSONALITIES - p13 CHAPTER 1. Bawal umihi dito! Bawal tumapon ng basura rito! - p13 CHAPTER 2. Sex in the Army - p15 Part 1. In combat, women must pee standing up - p15 Part 2. 40 percent of women recruits are victims of sexual abuse - p16 Part 3. Pregnancy is no different from appendicitis - p17 Part 4. In the Army, boys and girls bed together and allowed sex - p19 Part 5. Below the belt, faggots behind and nymphos in front - p20 Part 6. PMA valedictorian Arlene Cruz, the best among the best - p21 CHAPTER 3. Erich the Hun - p22 Part 1. Erich the Hun inflicts pain on Filipina - p22 Part 2. Erich the Hun's Schrecklichkeit on Impy - p24 Part 3. Erich the Hun insulted Cory in Hong Kong - p25 CHAPTER 4. Teddyman is Cory's Goon - p27 CHAPTER 5. Diabolical dingbats attack our letters with staplers - p28 CHAPTER 6. Ding Lichauco goes underground - p30 Part 1. Ding Lichauco, hunted turned hunter - p30 Part 2. Ding to Bert: IMF more Trick than Treat - p32 CHAPTER 7. Don Andres Soriano - p33 CHAPTER 8. Great grandmother of Jim Reuter (in Father Renter's words) - p36 CHAPTER 9. From Dona Ysidra came the Cojuangco fortune - p38 CHAPTER 10. BaiPiao: O Lola, Mahal Kita - p40 CHAPTER 11. Lola Emma Lichauco on her 90, h birthday by Juno Henares - p41 CHAPTER 12. Cristalle, Goddess of Light by Crislalle Belo Henares - p43 CHAPTER 13. Ramon Mitra, the Speaker of the House - p44 Part 1. Monching Mitra, checkmated by the queen! - p44 Part 2. Mitra Huffs And Puffs Like The Big Bad Wolf - p45 Part 3. Voting Roco, Goco, Nikki, Teroy, F. Chavez, RJ - p47 CHAPTER 14. Roding Ganzon sufTered alone, worse than Ninoy - p49 CHAPTER 15. Jess Estanislao's Melancholy Baby - p51 CHAPTER 16. We will die of depression before Erap does - p52 CHAPTER 17. Tonichi Chewing Gum gums up my computer - p54 PERSPECTIVES - p55 CHAPTER 1. The World Economic Disorder - p55 Part 1. Bernie is good adviser because he is consistently...wrong - p55 Part 2. Currency crunch, hail the New World Economic Disorder! -p57 Part 3. Chile experience, solution to the Asian currency crisis - p58 Part 4. Japanese economy under the New Economic Disorder - p59 Part 5. China, Taiwan and Hong Kong lead in East Asia - p60 Part 6. Erap, stop saying we are bankrupt - p61 CHAPTER 2. Devaluation by any other name, stinks - p63 CHAPTER 3. The China Lobby - p65 Part 1. The Taiwan Connection - p65 Part 2. Philippines, economic vassal of Taiwan - p66 CHAPTER 4. It was a KUDETA and we didn't know it - p68 CHAPTER 5. The Trials, Travails and Tribulations of Pepsi Cola - p70 Part 1. Did PACMAN Devour Pepsi? - p70 Part 2. The Two-Barreled Cola - p70 Part 3. The World Wide Cola Wars - p71 Part 4. Enter The Beer Magnate - p72 Part 5. Enter The Food Tycoon - p73 Part 6. The Importance Of Being Earnest - p74 Part 7. What's With Ernie And PACMAN? - p75 Part 8. No More Cockroaches - p76 Part 9. PACMAN Is Coming - p77 Part 10. Pepsi's bane: cockroaches, Aboitiz, Danding (1) - p78 (MORE INSIDE)