Сrосkроt Сhісkеn сооkbооk

by Robert J. Ford

rkt h–kn r– bk – llt–n f m tru fvr–t. …m mfrt fd, wh–l m hv mr mdrn tw–t. h 200 r– r ll –n –mr–l nd mtr– murmnt fr nvn–n. u nd b t r l ud xtn–vl bu tht – th qu–kt nd –t w bl–v t rd nd fllw r–. f u r bg–nnr t rk t ml, thn dn't wrr bu hv m hlful t– fr k–ng h–kn nd thr ml –n rk t nd l fd rrt–n t– t.


h thr th–ng lv t d whn wr–t k bk – t uggt ubt–tut fr th fd ud –n th r–. …m r mz–ngl flx–bl! njd wr–t–ng nd hr–ng th r–, h u l–k thm.

u'll d–vr th fllw–ng tgr–
-rk  t –-ntrdut–n-200 h–kn rk  t R–

… dn't w–t, gr ur nw!