5 SIGN LOT (for garage, shop, man-cave)

1) "RECESSION- WHEN YOUR NEIGHBOR LOSES HIS JOB.

     DEPRESSION- WHEN YOU LOSE YOURS.

     RECOVERY- WHEN OBAMA LOSES HIS!"

     17-1/2" wide X 11-5/8" tall (approx.)

2) "LOST DOG

     3 LEGS, BLIND IN ONE EYE,

     MISSING RIGHT EAR,

     TAIL BROKEN,

     RECENTLY CASTRATED...

     ANSWERS TO THE NAME

     OF "LUCKY"

     11-1/4" wide X 14-3/8" tall (approx.) still shrink-wrapped in plastic.

3) "MOTORHEAD GARAGE

     SINCE 1939

     MADE IN THE USA"

     12-1/2" wide X 16" tall (approx.)

4) "RULES OF THE INN

     NO THIEVES, FAKIRS, ROGUES

     or TINKERS

     NO SKULKING LOAFERS or

     FLEA-BITTEN TRAMPS

     NO 'SLAP an TICKLE o' THE WENCHES

     NO BANGING o' TANKARDS on the TABLES

     NO DOGS ALLOWED IN THE KITCHEN

     NO COCKFIGHTING

     FLINTLOCKS, CUDGELS, DAGGERS and SWORDS

     to be handed to the INNKEEPER

     for safe-keeping

     Bed for the Night... ... ... ... 1 Shilling

     Stabling for Horse... ... ... ... 4 pence

     1786

     11-1/4" wide X 17-1/4" tall (approx.) still shrink-wrapped in plastic.

5) "MONSTER GARAGE

     MAVERICK MECHANIC"

     ("NOT THAT EVIL, NOT THAT GOOD EITHER sticker added, NOT part of the sign)

     this sign made 2004 Discovery channel.

     22" wide X 12" tall (approx.) still shrink-wrapped in plastic.