ATTN: TED 2 THE MOVIE FANS!!!!!!!!!

DISCOUNTED $5.00!!!!

OFFICIALLY LICENSED FROM THE TED2 MOVIE!!!

Your favorite foul-mouthed teddy bear is back and better than ever! This Ted 2 Ted in Jersey 24-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear features some of the funniest, vulgar lines from the movie - he even has a medical sample cup! He's so cute in his little Patriots jersey! Bring home your favorite thunder buddy!

Ted says...  

• Newsflash, Boston whore has seen Italian Penis.

• 2 League MVP’s, 4 Super Bowl Rings, guaranteed 1st Ballot Hall of Famer. Now let’s give him a hand job into this cup.

• Wow, you make history come alive.

• I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about twenty minutes.

• I gotta post this. Hashtag Grrr, Mondays.

• We could totally be lawyers.

• It’s always good to find new ways to surprise your lover.

• Ahh s’cuz me, where’s your non-jerk off bathroom?

• Piss off! I don’t want to get any jizz on me!

• That felt smooth, really smooth.

• That’s what you get for fuckin’ excersizin’!

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TED2 FILM PREVIEW: http://youtu.be/w9CNXIruNfE

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