Original Sin? Or Was It Original Entrapment?

So God creates Adam and Eve. Creates the snake. Creates the garden. Creates the Tree of Knowledge. Puts them all together. And is somehow surprised at the outcome? Seriously? The all powerful, all knowing Wizard of O--uhm, I mean, Jehovah-@#$%ing-Goddamn-God was outsmarted by a snake and two people he recently made out of dirt? Is THE God really supposed to be too stupid to see that one coming? No. Nothing worthy of the title God could be that stupid. Many atheists have read The Bible. That's why they are atheists. The only original sin man and woman are guilty of is believing in fairy tales.

Screen printed (not vinyl!) with supple water-based ink on soft 100% ringspun cotton (Depending on availability, BoxyTees may not be ringspun).

Available in these styles in the eyeronic-Ts eBay Store:
  • Women's Tees:
    • SlimTee: If you are on the thin, twiggy side, you may prefer the Slim style. Soft 32-singles, 4.3oz ringspun cotton.
    • RelaxTee: If you have more generous curves, you may prefer the Relax style. Soft 30-singles, 4.2oz ringspun cotton. NOTE Both styles have an HOURGLASS shape, or waist. See one of the men's styles if you don't want that.
  • Men's Tees:
    • SlimTee: A modern fashion cut, (think American Apparel 2001 or Next Level 3600). Soft 30 or 32-singles 4.3 oz ringspun cotton.
    • BoxyTee: Has larger sleeves and armholes than the SlimTee and is cut in a less form-fitting style. It is also made from a heavier-weight fabric (6oz). This is the basic old-school, 20th Century style T-shirt. Depending on availability, the BoxyTee may not be ringspun.

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I print all items myself, so they are FRESH off the press!