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Product Specifications:

• 5.5 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience

• Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland

• Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium

• Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness

• Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more

• Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties

• Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol

• Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses

• Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.

• The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!

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