You may choose to include any or all

of the free options below :-

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FREE OPTION 1
Occasion

Your choice of occasion on the front of your card:-

eg : - Happy Birthday,
Congratulations,
Get Well Soon,
Good Luck,

eg : - Happy Birthday,
"It's Your Birthday ++++ Well, My, My, My."

... etc.

Ages can be printed also.

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FREE OPTION 2
Name

Name of your choice on front,
(instead of the name pictured in the example.)

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FREE OPTION 3
Inner Dedication

Name of your choice on inside, (before the greeting.)
(If no name is given then we will use the name you gave for the front.)

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FREE OPTION 4
General Inner Message

Any Message printed on the inside.
eg. "Happy Birthday",
"Good Luck",
"Congratulations",
'If you kill . . . I will find you'
... or anything you can think of.

Ages can be printed also.

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FREE OPTION 5
Personal Inner Message

Any Message printed on the inside.
eg. "From... " + Name(s),
"With Love from ..." + Name(s) etc.
(If no message is give then it will be left BLANK)

Any Message printed on the inside.
eg. "From... " + Name(s),
"With Love from ..." + Name(s) etc.
(If no message is give then it will be left BLANK)

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FREE OPTION 6
Posted

We shall place the card and envelope in separate weather-proof envelope

and send it to you to sign and post yourself.

(Or supply us with the name and address* of the special person

and we can post it directly to them, cutting out time and postage costs,

but remember to include who the card is from on the Personal Inner Message.)

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Full money-back guarantee if unhappy.
Designed to high specifications, make someone feel special with a personalized card.
Printed on 285 gram photo quality glossy card, with coloured insert for that extra luxury.
Blank C5 self-sealing white envelopes are also provided.

Designed to high specifications,

make someone feel special with a personalized card.

Customize your card:-

Choose the design, the occasion, the name,

and make many other choices on the outside and the inside of the card.

Choose from Sports, Hobbies, Animals, Cult TV & Film,

Landscapes, Music, Literature, Art, Funny Stuff, etc.

Landscapes, Music, Literature, Art, Funny, etc.

PERSONALISED GREETING CARD

Quotes

"Well aren't you a fun-filled lolly, dipped in psycho."
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“Crime scenes tell you what happened. It doesn’t tell you who made it happen.”
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“You have a sad formula: Take a gun, add a sad, egotistical attitude, mix it all thoroughly with alcohol, put this on a low simmer, and you wind up with one dead tattoo artist.”
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“I don’t trust anybody. I don’t trust my mother… and she’s been dead eleven years.”
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“Oh, please. So, your tragically dead ex-wife is in fact responsible for the drugs. You forgot to say the elephant stepped on your homework. You forgot that part.”
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“The movies and television cannot and do not portray violent death. They all think they do and viewers all think that that is what it looks like… and it ain’t."
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“If I didn’t have to eat, I wouldn’t. It just doesn’t mean anything to me. Whatever it is, order me a number one. There’s always a number one. So whatever shows up is what I would eat.”
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“Fine. Good-bye. Go to prison. Have a nice life.”
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“Does it make any sense? No. But murder never does.”
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“Not only are you the worst liar I’ve ever seen… you also have the I.Q. of a turnip.”
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“Oh, sure you’re street smart. Sesame Street smart."
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“Everybody is wound up like a $2 watch to see what’s happening.”
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“Crazy boyfriend did you say? Oh, I like crazy boyfriends.”
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“I signed up to pull guns on people and kick doors down, and that’s what I do.”
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“I want you to remember something. Maybe you should even write this down: I don’t forgive, and I don’t forget.”
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“You’re looking for sympathy? Look it up in the dictionary. It’s between sh+t and syphilis.”
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“It adds up to one word: suspect. And that, my man, would be you.”
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“And now Earl is pedaling as fast as he can on his lie bike.”
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“When I leave here, I’m gonna have somebody’s ass in my briefcase. And maybe it’s gonna be yours.”
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“Being an assh+le is not against the law. If I were, we’d have to erect a fence around the state of Colorado and inform everyone they are in custody.”
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“Never mind the bullet with your name on it. Beware of the bullet that says, 'to whom it may concern.’”
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“If you’re going to be a liar, you should at least have the decency to be good at it.”
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“There are people in this world who will go to any length to solve a personal problem. Trust your fellow man? I don’t. I wouldn’t recommend that you do either.”
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“Anna opens the door in this low-cut jumpsuit affair and, obviously, is a woman who is very taken by her own appearance.”
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“He was a typical 23-year-old. Everything he has worn in the last three years is laying on the floor.”
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“Guilty people love to talk. Who am I to stop them?”
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“You gotta be the dumbest guy on the planet. Maybe on three or four planets.”
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“What makes humans so dangerous are their emotions. It allows them to kill for what anyone would believe is no reason. Once you kill once, after that, it’s just numbers.”
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“Prison is gladiator school. You learn how to sharpen your skills as a bad guy.”
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"I'll bury you so deep they'll have to pump in sunshine."
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“The only thing that Craig is sure of is that he’s reasonably certain this is North America.”