How To Steal A
Masterpiece
First make sure you know a masterpiece when
you see one. Or hear one. Make sure the
instrument has surpassed all production
standards. Make surethe instrument mea-
sures upto the performance demands
of the world's greatest musicians.
Make sure the instrument clearly
sounds better than all similar instru-
k ments, regardless of cost. Finally
if the instrument is a mandolin,
banjo or guitar, make sure it's
a PRO II by ARIA. Then buy it.
ik. If it's a PRO II, it's a master-
piece. And because PRO II
is outrageously under-...