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Adrian Edmondson / Rik Mayall / POP ART


Unofficial PERSONALISED GREETING CARD

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Personalised to your specification.

A5 Colour Birthday card in white envelope,
285gm Photo Card with coloured inner card for extra quality,
designed by artist Morien Jones, and taken from his

POP ART PAINTINGS COLLECTION.

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It's so simple, just include your option information

in the PayPal Comments Box as you pay,

or message us on ebay.

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Design 1 is default but you can order any.


You may choose to include any or all

of the free options below :-

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FREE OPTION 1
Occasion

Your choice of occasion on the front of your card:-

eg : - Happy Birthday,
Congratulations,
Get Well Soon,
Good Luck,

... etc.

Ages can be printed also.

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FREE OPTION 2
Name


Name of your choice on front,
(instead of the name pictured in the example.)

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FREE OPTION 3
Inner Dedication


Name of your choice on inside, (before the greeting.)
(If no name is given then we will use the name you gave for the front.)

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FREE OPTION 4
General Inner Message

Any Message printed on the inside.
eg. "Happy Birthday",
"Good Luck",
"Congratulations",

"May all your birthdays be happy ones, we like you more than Eddie."

"Look! This isn't some sort of  joke you know... THIS ... IS  MY ... BIRTHDAY !!!" - Richie

"Congratulations, it's your birthday,
it's time for lots of fun...
So roll this card up nice and tight,
and stick it up your bum."

"You get born, you keep your head down, then you die, if you're lucky!"

"Fik urff you sad paftic winker"

"Madame Swish, 3.30."

Happy birthday to me!
  Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday, dear Richie
  Happy birthday to me!
  Happy birthday to ME!
  Happy birthday, dear Richie,
  Happy birthday
  to me!

"Best wishes from all the lads on the Ark Royal."

"Congratulations, it's your birthday,
it's time for lots of fun...
So roll this card up nice and tight,
and stick it up your bum."


Huh, yes, we used the A-40 most of the way, yes, yes.
Had an awful lot of trouble getting over the river seven...
We used a bridge in the end, yes.
 Hmm? No, I don't know what kind of car it is...
It's ah, it's the orange one in the car park with dents
and the blood splattered up the side.
You know and the dead cow poking out of the boot.
You could've had a few chops if you'd like !
Not at all ! Not at all !
Yes, I suppose I am a bit of a great bloke, really, aren't I, yes...
That was a nice chat.
Shame I haven't got someone real to talk to...

Night-Night, Sleep Tight.
Hope the bed bugs do not bite.
If they do, do a poo.
Put it in a Cornish Stew.
Into the ambulance, dring-dring-dring!
Fish trousers elephant, in Peking.
Saw a busy bee; Diddle-diddle-dee.
Daddy's an accountant just like me.
Night-Night,
God Bless.


"Foxy stoat seeks pig."

"Best wishes
 from the lads on the Ark Royal."

... or anything you can think of.

Ages can be printed also.

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FREE OPTION 5
Personal Inner Message

Any Message printed on the inside.
eg. "From... " + Name(s),
"With Love from ..." + Name(s) etc.

(If no message is give then it will be left BLANK)

Any Message printed on the inside.
eg. "From... " + Name(s),
"With Love from ..." + Name(s) etc.

(If no message is give then it will be left BLANK)

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FREE OPTION 6
Posted

We shall place the card and envelope in separate weather-proof envelope

and send it to you to sign and post yourself.

(Or supply us with the name and address* of the special person

and we can post it directly to them, cutting out time and postage costs,

but remember to include who the card is from on the Personal Inner Message.)

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Full money-back guarantee if unhappy.
Designed to high specifications, make someone feel special with a personalized card.
Printed on 285 gram photo quality glossy card, with coloured insert for that extra luxury.
Blank C5 self-sealing white envelopes are also provided.


Designed to high specifications,

make someone feel special with a personalized card.

Customize your card:-

Choose the design, the occasion, the name,

and make many other choices on the outside and the inside of the card.

Choose from Sports, Hobbies, Animals, Cult TV & Film,

Landscapes, Music, Literature, Art, Funny Stuff, etc.

Landscapes, Music, Literature, Art, Funny, etc.

PERSONALISED GREETING CARD

Quotes

"Look! This isn't some sort of  joke you know... THIS ... IS  MY ... BIRTHDAY !!!" - Richie

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Richie: Ah! "May all your birthdays be happy ones, we like you more than Eddie." Ah-haa. That's nice, isn't it?

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    [How to pass the time without a TV]
    Richie: What about "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"?
    Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
    Richie: Well, "Pin the Tail on the Chicken"
    Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
    Richie: Oh. Well, "Pin the Sausage on the Chicken"?
    Eddie: We haven't got a chicken.
    Richie: (Annoyed) Well, "Pin the Sausage on the Fridge".
    Eddie: Or a pin.
    Richie: (Angrier) "Sellotape a Sausage to the Fridge"!
    Eddie: We haven't got a sausage!
    Richie: (shouting) "Put a Bit of Sellotape on the Fridge"!
    Eddie: (Beat) It's not much of a game, is it?

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    [Richie’s version of ‘The Sailor’s Hornpipe’]
    Do your balls hang low?
    Can you swing ‘em to and fro?
    Can you tie ‘em in a knot?
    Can you tie ‘em in a bow?
    Do you get a funny feeling when they’re hanging from the ceiling?
    Oh you’ll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!

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Richie: Hmm-hm-hm-hmm.  Ooh!  I wonder who this one can be from?
Eddie:       That looks like the one from Sue Carpenter.

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