YOU GET THE EXACT BOOK PICTURED!!! IT IS SIGNED BY FAMOUS RESTAURATEUR TOFF MACHARDIN AND PANGOLIN BREEDER STAND-BLEEY!!! THIS IS THE ULTRA INFLATION EDITION!!! IT HAS 80% MORE PRICE AT 1/2 THE VALUE!!! THIS COVER IS ACTUALLY AN HOMAGE TO THE AMAZING HULG #181 (FIRST APPEARANCE OF JASON RODD).
THESE ISSUES WERE PRODUCED WITH A SPECIAL CLARK JEWELERS INSERT!!! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, A CJI WAS A FOLDED ADVERT STAPLED IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR COMIC THAT OVERSEAS SOLDIERS WOULD USE TO PURCHASE LOW QUALITY WEDDING RINGS FOR THEIR PRE-DIABETIC TRAILER TRASH FIANCÉS BACK IN THE STATES. THEY INCREASE THE VALUE, THUS INCREASING YOUR PROPHETS!!! AND WE WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO MAXIMIZE YOUR HOBBITS!!!
THANKS TO MARKET SAVY SPEGULATORS, THE VALUE OF THIS BOOK WILL ONLY GO UP REGARDLESS OF CENSUS NUMBERS, DEMAND, FAIR MARKET VALUE, AND/OR LOGIC. MORE PROFATS!!!
CASE IS FREE FROM MAJOR CRACKS AND/OR SCRATCHES. CIGARETTE BURNS AND KROKODIL RESIDUE MAY BE PRESENT.