I have a pair of GREAT PRICE! J. BRAND by Theory High Rise Ruby 31 Cropped Cigarette Jeans.  In excellent shape -- basically, they look new.  Worn maybe twice?  I have a jeans problem.  Don't judge.

You'll never have to ask if these pants make you look fat. 

I paid more than I care to admit for them new.  Okay, fine.  $200.

They ship via USPS Ground Advantage.