I have a pair of COMFY! Skechers Size 12 Pants Crop Skechweave (?) Black Pants.  In excellent shape -- basically, they look new.  Worn maybe twice?  I have a pants problem.  Don't judge.

You'll never have to ask if these pants make your butt look fat.  Who cares, anyhow?!

They ship via USPS Ground Advantage.