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South Park Towelie Cotton Hand Towel | 24 x 14 inches

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Item Sku:
SRE-HTWL-SP-TWLIE-C
Manufacturer:
Surreal Entertainment
Item UPC:
849795093589
Manufacturer ID:
HTWL-SP-TWLIE

Product Description

COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK

"Don't forget to bring a towel!"

When it comes to South Park, nothing is off-limits. Even an anthropomorphic towel with a history of addiction issues. Out of rehab and ready to join you on your South Park binge, this exclusive Towelie collectible is a REAL hand towel that you can actually use. Looks just like Tynacorp's genetically engineered Smart Towel RG-400, with his face printed on both sides.

TOWELIE FOLLOWS WHEREVER YOU GO

"The worst character ever" won't seem so bad when he's keeping your space squeaky clean and tidy. Use this quick-drying cloth towel around the house for scrubbing countertops, in the kitchen for washing dishes, in the bathroom to dry your hands, or wherever else you might need a little extra help from Towelie. Always stay dry with this officially licensed South Park collectible.

"Don't forget to bring a towel!" Toynk, in partnership with Surreal Entertainment, brings to life "the worst character ever" and fan favorite, Towelie! Out of rehab and ready to join you on your South Park binge, this Towelie collectible is a REAL cloth towel that you can actually use! The Towelie towel is the perfect way to show off your South Park fandom in the kitchen or bathroom! Officially licensed. A Toynk exclusive!


  • GONNA HAVE YOURSELF A TIME: Take advice from Towelie and keep your hands clean with this exclusive cloth towel. You don't want to catch a cold after all. Everyone will respect your authoritah with this helpful home essential close at hand.YOU'RE A TOWEL! From South Park comes this officially licensed hand towel of Towelie!
  • YOU'RE A TOWEL: This hilarious South Park home decor features the despised (and often ridiculed) Towelie as a REAL dish towel. He might be "the worst character ever," but at least this towel will keep your hands as dry as necessary.FUN DESIGN: It's Towelie as a REAL towel! Hand towel measures 23.5 x 13.38 inches.
  • TYNACORP'S FINEST: Made of 100% soft cotton fabric, this reusable hand towel is highly absorbent and perfect for staying dry or cleaning up around your space. The spacious design measures approximately 24 x 14 inches.QUALITY CONSTRUCTION: Made of soft fabric, this plush is great for South Park fans of all ages.
  • A COMPANION FOR YOUR DAILY ROUTINE: Whether you are tidying up the kitchen or cleaning up another one of Cartman's messes, this quick-dry wash cloth will come in handy. For the best care, machine wash cold and tumble dry low.GREAT GIFT IDEA: Purchase this Towelie towel for yourself or gift it to the South Park fan in your life!
  • OFFICIAL SOUTH PARK COLLECTIBLE: Get into a little trouble, and maybe even some mayhem, with this officially licensed South Park hand towel featuring Towelie. Makes an excellent gift for any fan of the hit animated comedy series.
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Toynk was started in the fall of 2001.

We have run over 1,000,000 auctions on ebay since our inception back in 1998. Based on our high feedback score (130,000+ between our accounts), we are one of the top 500 ebay sellers in the world (source: Ebay Nortica 500). All of these stats are as of April 2006. Note - When an ebay member purchases more than one item from a seller, only one positive comment counts towards the feedback score.

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Why the name "toynk"? It was chosen simply because it is short and has the word toy in it. The pronunciation is not Toy-N-K. It is one syllable - the word "Toy" and then the sound of "Ink" - "Toynk" (or perhaps toink).

As all businesses seem to start, Toynk began by operating out of an apartment in 2001. Today we have 101,000 square feet facility that houses our offices, store, and the inventory. Our staff varies from 40 to 200+ people depending on the time of year (ie - Christmas, Halloween).

Our main products are toys and costumes. We carry the latest collectible toys, action figures, replicas/props, statues/busts and other collectible items. We do not carry vintage toys/collectibles and we do not buy or trade at this time. Our selection varies from mass market toys (dolls, sports figures, etc), specialty market toys (limited edition props, statues, etc), imported toys not available in the USA, and our ever expanding costume section (over 6,000 costumes & props this year). We ship to all 50 states and virtually every country worldwide.

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