I have a pair of WOW! Talbots Womens Sz 20 Black Silk Blend Cropped Embroidered Palm Trees Pagoda.  Never worn.  I bought them, put them in my closet, and never wore them.  I have a Talbots problem.  Don't judge.

You'll never have to ask if these pants make your butt look fat.  Who cares, anyhow?!

They ship via USPS Ground Advantage.