Caveat Emptor.

DO NOT SHAKE THE BOX!

Yes. I’ve opened it.

And that’s why I’m selling it.

This is a “dark web style” listing. I’m not going to show you what’s in it but just rest assured that it’s perfect for a spooky YouTube unboxing video if you do that kind of thing.

It’s absolutely full of weird stuff. I don’t know if there’s any rhyme or reason for the stuff being in there together. Maybe it’s a mystery. Maybe it means nothing. You draw your own conclusions.

I have saged the box. I have cleansed the box with Florida Water. I have put the box in the back of a closet. Nothing has been the same since I brought it into our home. It’s not happy here. Maybe it will be happy at your house.*

DO NOT SHAKE THE BOX!

Must be 18 to purchase.

Absolutely NO RETURNS OR REFUNDS.

!! Per eBay policy, any item of this nature listed on the site for sale is for entertainment purposes only and is sold as a curio. Seller cannot make any guarantees !!