These are the pants you want to own!
I have a pair of VERSATILE! Banana Republic Size 0P Black Logan Fit Work Travel Bi Stretch Pants. In excellent shape -- basically, they look new. Worn maybe twice? I have a BR problem. Don't judge.
You'll never have to ask if these pants make your butt look fat. Who cares, anyhow?!
They ship via USPS Ground Advantage.