Do you revel in the symphony of muffled voices and static during business calls? Is your idea of "cutting-edge technology" a flip phone from 2005? If so, have we got the perfect relic for you! Introducing the VVX 311 IP desk phone—because who needs progress when you can live in the past?
Imagine a world where your desk phone, gleaming with the potential for HD Voice clarity, is shackled to the dusty old protocols of yesteryear because someone in IT still thinks dial-up is the height of innovation. Yes, this phone could offer crystal-clear communication, but why bother when you can ensure every conference call sounds like it's being transmitted through a potato?
Features include:
- HD Voice Compatibility: Ready to dazzle with voice clarity that you'll never experience because your company refuses to upgrade its trunk. Perfect for pretending you're in a sci-fi movie where technology has oddly regressed.
- Ergonomic Design: It screams "I was the future, once" and now serves as a nostalgic acoustic coupler to decades past, because despite supporting HD Voice, you know your system doesn't actually enable those protocols - so your calls sound like a time portal to 1970 despite being every piece of hardware along the way being modern.
- Multi-Protocol Support: Equipped with SIP for when you want to feel like you're making progress, but your network insists you're not.
- Power Over Ethernet (PoE): Because the only thing more reliable than your IT department is the off chance that electricity and data can travel on the same wire without something catching fire.
- Broad Accessory Support: Accessorize your desktop time portal with neat tricks that make you feel just slightly more Productive or Ergonomic. Grab one of those Sennheiser wireless headsets (in my other listings) to really spice things up!
- Robust Call Handling: Handle multiple calls at once - ideal for those moments when you need to switch between one irate, entitled customer on hold and another who can’t hear you anyway.
So, continue the corporate tradition of using technologically capable equipment in the most technologically inept way possible with the VVX 311. Because if your business isn't moving backwards, are you even trying?
Jokes aside, these are brand-new VVX 311 phones from IT surplus. Booted, checked, wiped (IT policy in case of preloaded config), and updated using Polycom's public provisioning server, then factory-reset again to be just like new (required after software download). They are guaranteed working. As with all my items, shipping is done within same day if before USPS pickup time and delivered to post office for fastest delivery.