I have a pair of NICE! Vineyard Vines 40 x 32 On The Go OTG Performance Chino Pants Blue-Gray.  In excellent shape -- basically, they look new.  Worn maybe twice?  My man has a VV problem.  Don't judge.

The fabric almost feels like a seersucker and the color is like you see in the picture with the dry cleaning tag.

You'll never have to ask if these pants make your butt look fat.  Who cares, anyhow?!

They ship via USPS Ground Advantage.