I have a pair of NWT! 7 FOR ALL MANKIND Sz 34 (ACTUAL MEASUREMENT IS 36) Roxanne Ankle Classic Skinny Jean White (Orig $169).  Brand new with tags still on them.  I have a jeans problem.  Don't judge.

You'll never have to ask if these pants make your butt look fat.  Who cares, anyhow?!

They ship via USPS Ground Advantage.