Frank Zappa & The Mothers
One Size Fits All
Vinyl LP - Discreet SS 2216
Promo First Pressing (1975)

Condition: Very Good Vinyl and Very Good Cover. Vinyl was play-tested on both sides and plays very well throughout with good fidelity, with occasional very light background noise, no skips. Original cover has minor wear and a torn corner. Promo sticker on front, promo noted on label, lyrics inside gatefold.

One Size Fits All is the fourteenth album by the Mothers of Invention, and the twentieth overall album by Frank Zappa, released in June 1975. The album features the summer/fall 1974 lineup of the Mothers of Invention, with keyboardist/vocalist George Duke, drummer Chester Thompson, percussionist Ruth Underwood, bass guitarist Tom Fowler and saxophonist/vocalist Napoleon Murphy Brock. 

The album features one of Zappa's most complex tracks, "Inca Roads". The basic tracks of this piece originated from a TV recording at the KCET studios in Los Angeles on August 27, 1974, while the guitar solo came from a concert in Helsinki on September 22 or 23, 1974. 

One of Zappa's heroes, Johnny "Guitar" Watson, guests on two tracks ("flambé" vocals on the out-choruses of "San Ber'dino" and "Andy"). Captain Beefheart also appears under a pseudonym.

Track listing

A1 Inca Roads 8:45
A2 Can't Afford No Shoes   2:37
A3 Sofa No. 1 2:38
A4 Po-Jama People 7:38

B1 Florentine Pogen 5:23
B2 Evelyn, A Modified Dog 1:05
B3 San Ber'dino 5:51
B4 Andy 6:03
B5 Sofa No. 2 2:38

Musicians
Frank Zappa – guitar, lead (4, 6, 9) and backing vocals
George Duke – keyboards, lead (1, 8, 9) and backing vocals, synthesizer
Napoleon Murphy Brock – flute, lead (5, 8) and backing vocals, tenor saxophone
Ruth Underwood – marimba, vibraphone, percussion
Chester Thompson – drums, sound effects, voices
Tom Fowler – bass guitar (all but 2)
James "Bird Legs" Youman – bass guitar (2)
Johnny "Guitar" Watson – vocals (7, 8)
Captain Beefheart (credited as 'Bloodshot Rollin' Red') – harmonica (7)
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I use the Goldmine Grading System, and play-test all records. I note any differences between vinyl and cover, and make note of any inserts, special sleeves, or potential defects.


MINT (M) - Absolutely perfect in every way. Most often this is a still sealed record, records that have been opened are rarely if ever marked as Mint.

NEAR MINT (NM) - A good description is that it looks like it just came from a retail store and it was opened for the first time. In other words, it?s nearly perfect, with no visible defects. 

VERY GOOD PLUS (VG+) - Except for a couple minor things, this could be Near Mint. Most collectors will be happy with a VG+ record, especially if on the high end (VG++). VG+ records may show slight signs of wear, including light scuffs or very light scratches that do not affect the listening experience. Covers should have only minor wear. 

VERY GOOD (VG) - VG records are among the biggest bargains, and for many, will be worth the money. They can lack the original gloss, may have surface noise, and some scratches may be audible, especially in soft passages. But the noise will not overpower the music. VG covers will have signs of handling, and may have minor splits. 

GOOD PLUS (G+) - Good+ does not mean bad! The record still plays through without skipping, but it has significant surface noise and groove wear. Cover may have significant ring wear, noticeable writing, or obvious damage.

GOOD (G) - Record may have some skipping, but is otherwise listenable. I generally avoid selling Good (G) rated records unless they are highly collectible or desirable, in order to enjoy until something better comes along. Cover has major wear or seam splits that need repair, or heavy writing like radio station call letters to prevent theft.

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