Please select from the drop-down list which design you prefer:

WILLY VOODOO DOLL

Don't get mad... get even!!

To make your wish or hex come true just stick your pins in your voodoo doll!

Stick it yo him where it really hurts!

Includes 10 pins

Makes a great secret Santa and novelty gift

GIANT CONDOM

For Liars and Showmen.

INFLATABLE INSTANT BOOB JOB

Perfect for a joke, hen night or secret Santa gift!

Pack contains:

2 x inflatable ovals

BOOBIE BASKET BALL GAME

The ultimate desktop game! Contains; one bouncy boob, a basketball hoop affixed to a boob-patterned head-board, and also adhesive tape to stick your basket-ball hoop to a hard vertical surface. Very addictive and gets competitive quickly

WILLY HOOPLA

Turn the traditional ring toss game into something more raunchy with this hilarious Willy Hoopla Game. This is a top selling item in our risque range and an important offering for the Hen Night and Girl’s Night in Market!

BLOW JOB TISSUES

Perfect for cleaning up the mess and it make a hilarious present!

UNICORN WILLY WARMER

This knitted masterpiece is sure to keep your manhood warm on those cold nights! One size fits all!

LUNCH BOX

Feeling a bit of a light load down there?

Need to gain some confidence for that first date or important board meeting?

Fear not! The perfect solution is at hand!

The Inflatable Lunch box is here.

Fully portable to keep discreetly in your pocket.

Blows up (and deflates) easily and quickly.

Just inflate and insert in your underwear then watch those wide eyed member hungry “persons” get hypnotised by your new manly bulging crotch and get noticed at last!

WILLY EXERCISER

These days, home exercise is a really important fact of life! This little tool will help any man to strengthen “that” muscle and ensure that even the hidden bits get well looked after!

JUGGLING BOOBS

These Juggling Boobs are non-toxic, gel filled latex balloons. Roughly the same size as a clenched fist, these breasts have a very realistic skin tone and nipple detailing. Securely packaged in a brightly coloured gift box, this pair of boobs is the perfect size and weight to practice your juggling technique. They’re great stress relievers too, and are sure to help with “getting a Breast of your stress!”

RACING WILLIES

Just pull them back and watch them race off....Will yours come first !?
Perfect for livening up any boring party! 

There are two racing willies in the pack.

BLOW JOB UNDIES

One size fits all undies with an appropriate hole in the front for easy access blow jobs!

These make a hilarious gift for any man. A normal pair of undies apart from one thing – A hole for easy access blowjobs! These black underpants are made from polyester with an elastic waist so one size fits all and there is even a pair of luscious, red lips stitched around the ‘blow hole’! 

STRESS BALLS

Perfect for when you’re being driven nuts!

This is a stress reliever in the shape of a lovely pair of “balls”. When you’re feeling stressed out just squeeze those crown jewels!

PEEPEE BIB

Make those embarrassing trouser-splashes a thing of the past!

The Pee-Pee Bib is a modern, evolutionary product about to rock the world of pee-mark-prevention! Makes a great over-the-hill gift, or for bachelors or stags. 

BLOWJOB BELL

Too shy to ask?

Just ring the bell and you might just be in luck!

Measures approx 13 x 7.5cm

GIANT WILLY HOT WATER BOTTLE

As a real hot water bottle, it meets all the necessary safety standards, but in the comforting shape of a giant 30cm willie.

Approximate Measurements:

36cm Tall x 20cm Wide

SAME DAY DISPATCH ON ALL ORDERS BEFORE 12PM

We have lots of other items that you may be looking for and we combine postage too!