Well, here's a watch that'll make you do a double take – the “Ron DeSantis: Don’t Mess With The Governor" watch. It's about as American as a sunburned Floridq flamingo at an alligator wrestling contest.

This collectible timepiece isn't just a political caricature collectible watch; it's a tip of the cap to the OG Spiro Agnew timepiece – because who doesn't love a good political cartoon on their wrist? It's got a high-quality watch movement that's so smooth, it calms even a Category 4  Florida hurricane. And with DeSantis at the helm, it all runs on time.

Its gold case shines, just like the dreams of Floridians who want to retire in style, and it's sturdier than DeSantis's determination to protect the borders of the Sunshine State. It's battery operated and like the state of Florida people are flocking from all over the U.S. to buy on of these watches.

Governor DeSantis is on a mission to fix America's problems faster than you can say "Mickey Mouse." He's ready to govern, protect our borders and fix the economy in record time. And with this watch, you can support his quest and never be late – because in Florida, punctuality is important.

Proudly display this timepiece with its patriotic red, white, and blue strap on your wrist. It's a statement that says, "I'm standing with DeSantis as he takes on Disney, Trump, Biden, alligators, and a few big storms, all before lunch."

So, grab your “Ron DeSantis: Don’t Mess With The Governor" watch – because when it comes to Presidential politics, you can't afford to be fashionably late!