This is a vintage 1975 Holiday Craft Inc Adult Humor Plaque. This one says "I am the captain of this ship and I have my Wife's permission to say so". This is in good condition. The plaque measures 3x5 inches. It does have some scuffs and scratches on the back. Shipping is $4.00 in the USA. We do ship world wide. If you have any questions please feel free to ask. Thank you.