Cock Grease 'XXX' is not really a gel. but a genuine water based  pomade that maintains a firm hold on your hair but can also be easily re-styled with just a wet comb! 

When you're done looking cool, it washes out easily, saving you and your washing machine from those sleazy and greasy pillowcases! 

XXX has rapidly risen to be our best seller and is extremely popular with professional barbers and hairdresser customers, and has been used by top stylists at Milan Fashion Week.

For stiffest results, apply to dry hair.

Here's a recent genuine quote from one of our satisfied customers.

"Cock grease is the bomb. I struggle with most pomades having stupidly thick uncontrollable hair. Most pomades will work but i have to use shit loads of the stuff which makes my hair heavy and if its not a wax pomade its usually so heavy it will fall out of place.
Tried the new Cock Grease today. used less than i would any other pomade or gel etc. and i most say it f'**king good stuff. Holds like hair spray. goes in like wax, looks like a thick gel. Can honestly say for thick hair i haven't found anything better. "