You might say, "wow, I've never seen one like this before," because you've never seen one like this before.  Unless you've visited Chiron Beta Prime sometime recently, you wouldn't know that it is the most-popular brand and style in the galaxy.  But fashion here on Earth is something like the stone age, which is what brought you here; you're tired of these yawn styles and crave something unique.  Here it is.  Be cool.

.: 100% Polyester
.: White thread color
.: Light fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (170 g/m²))
.: Tagless
.: Runs true to size
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts