Would you believe me if I told you that Zarz was a fan of Vocaloid?  What?  You wouldn't believe anything I tell you?!  Ouch.

Well, he is.  He thinks the characters are adorable and he wants one for a pet.  On Gritock, computers have evolved to the point where they think for themselves and have personalities.  They're dealing with all those obnoxious "robots are people too" moral dilemnas that we see on TV all the time now.  

I tried to explain to him that they are not actually real, and he thinks I'm just being insensitive.  If I wasn't buying his Frumpkin Juice every weekend, he'd probably try to get me cancelled.  Some friend you are, Zarz. 

Anyways, Akita is "the love of his life," he says.  I think its just because he crashes and burns when he talks to women with flesh. I mean, Akita is just another in a long line that he can "turn off."  Get it?  Since she's electronic; like a light switch?  Its not funny if I have to explain it.  Geez, you're always making me feel so un-funny.  You couldn't just spare a courtesy laugh ONE time?  We'll see who's not getting a ride back on my rocket next time YOU come to Gritock....

So, oh yeah, this is the space where I razzle-dazzle you with sexy marketing words.  Look at these pants; the colors and patterns flabbergast, and everyone is in a perpetual state of bliss, losing track of all time and space with their blank stare at your booty.  Something. I dunny. I didn't go to marketing school.  You expect too much of me.  But I have to fill this space with something.

So, look at the pants.  You know they're cool.  They're cooler than cool.  You want them, but something inside is making you hesitate.  Don't you deserve to get something once in a while? You're always working, I never see you anymore, at least you could get this one thing that will bring you a moment of happiness.  Right?

As always, any purchase of Gylty will come with writings about the adventures of Zarz and I; usually off-planet, since Zarz isn't a big fan of Earth...just of Akita.

 

.: Material: 88% polyester, 12% elastane .: Medium fabric (6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)) .: Ankle-length leggings .: Mid waist fit .: Sewn-in care label .: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts