So if you are a collector of all the strikingly unique GYLTY designs as I am, and you have even bothered to read the incredibly useful "descriptions" of each of the pants, then I won't have to waste finger energy writing about Forest of Shmendor and where it is, the life forms that are there, and blah blah blah. 

It was a trip Zarz and I went on a couple years ago and it is a beautiful place.  He was commissioned to do a swimsuit line for the Pompis Galactic racing team....which I don't understand because they're already covered with fur.  Or, maybe they shave for swimming. Ew, they'd look like...gross.  Don't tell Occermomm or Chief Grumpis I said that...I'll get banned from their planet.  Wait, what am I saying?!  I already am!

Anyways, they don't watch too much TV there because they don't build satellites or anything, but they are exposed to culture because so many tourists go there thinking its the Forest of Endor only to be disappointed.

But their MOST favoritists character in all the wide wide world of sports is definitely Groot.  They believe the trees have feelings and thoughts and are their friends.  They literally talk to the trees.  And trust me, don't make fun of that.  But, for them to see Groot is absolutely amazing for them.  Its everything they imagine a tree...superhero...would be?

So, Zarz originally designed these for them.  There's wouldn't fit you, though, because they are only 3 feet tall, so make sure you don't select "Pompis" for your size.  I think theres a table or something.  I'd tell you what size, but how in the heck should I know your size?  You actually have to do SOMEthing, you can't always expect me to do EVERYTHING for you.  I feel like you take advantage of me sometimes.

But Groot blends in well with the trees, so if you need help finding him, he's the tree that's waving and has eyeballs.

As always, with GYLTY, you can receive an optional writing of the adventures of Zarz and I.  If you don't want it, that's fine with me; why would I care?  I just want you to be happy; you seam so sad lately.  I hope it wasn't something I said...I was on Frumpkin Juice that night, I didn't mean it.

Happiness comes from owning these leggings, it did for me; changed my life. Happiness does not come from reading my ramblings...at least it didn't for me.  But my Mom says she enjoys them, and I have to write something in "description" so...here you go.

.: Material: 88% polyester, 12% elastane .: Medium fabric (6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)) .: Ankle-length leggings .: Mid waist fit .: Sewn-in care label .: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts