My name is Sammy Seal pup I am a very rare species, number 157 from the deep sea of Small World, the renown Scottish company. I am in perfect original condition and only 7cm long. Please give me a new home as I don't want to be crushed into powder and made into a waste paper basket. I am only 7cm long so can't swim very far by myself but the Post Office have offered to send me to you!